15 Seductive Halloween Costumes That Are Just Rid*cul*us

15. Corn

Hey look, it’s corn. Feel aroused yet? No, of course, you don’t as that is about as ridiculous an idea as possible. A staple of summer eating that is enjoyed by millions at family barbecues each year, it is a vegetable that is more likely to make people think of innocent childhood family dinners than fun in the sack. Still, we do have to admit that there is at least some sense to the fact that this product was created. Baffled as to what we are talking about? It seems as though corn is in virtually everything we eat these days so we guess it was only a matter of time before they tried to make us wear it too. Those greedy bureaucrats probably thought this costume was the first step in their next takeover. If only they hadn’t designed one of the silliest looking costumes we’ve ever seen it might have actually worked. Either that or someone ran out of ideas and couldn’t come up with anything better.
15. Corn