15 Insane Obsessions You Never Knew Existed

14. Knismolagnia

Tickling was a dynamic part of our childhoods. Our parents were the first to do it to most of us, very delicately, and they presumably used to do it to put a big smile on our small faces. As time went on and we progressively got bigger while still being a long ways away from the average human size, tickling evolved into a form of manic torture that we somehow endured while laughing. These days if anyone tries to tickle us, we won’t hesitate in promptly and firmly telling them to f*** off, but that is because we are not part of the minority of fine individuals who experience knismolagnia. Oh yes, knismolagnia is the sense of sexual arousal gained from being tickled. The intensity of a knismolagniac’s desire to be tickled can range from a casual, fleeting, bi-monthly(ish) sort of thought, to really frequent, distracting, recurring sexual urges that involve intense tickling sessions. Godspeed to all knismolagniacs, but do not put your wriggling digits on our ticklish areas, or we may elbow you by reflex.
14. Knismolagnia